humorking:

beyonce could be taking a shit right now 

Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with.
― Anonymous (via soulsscrawl)

(Source: levi-has-the-booty)

struggling to find myself, forgot to remember where I’ve been along the way, lost boy for ever.

ivies:

today I went to olive garden and there was a man wearing a fedora behind me and my mother whispered to me “why is that man wearing a hat we are indoors I don’t understand” and he whipped around with all seriousness and said “twilight sparkle came to me in a dream and requested that I wear this crown for the duration of the evening” and me, not knowing what to do just said “ok” but then the guy started laughing and he was like “I’m just kidding I just like hats”